Watch Sage Nortcutt Rip an Apple Apart For No Reason at All | MMAWeekly.com

Sage Northcutt is the gift that keeps giving.

Random videos of his life travels, riding hover boards, saying “heck yeah” simply because he’s walking down the street — it just doesn’t end with everyone’s favorite reincarnation of Zack Morris. He’s either obliviously dorky or a goddamn brilliant mind.

Either way, this time your boy Super Sage decided to rip an apple apart and post the video on social media because why not?

I tried ripping an apple apart myself, but failed miserably. But then I ordered a pizza and tore that sum’ bitch apart so I don’t feel bad anymore.