Paulo Henrique Costa IG Post - It snowed last night. 8:00: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist came by and asked me w...

It snowed last night. 8:00: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist came by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 So I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's massive chest saying that she was made with a masculine look and didn't reflect all the women in the world who don't want them to value their breasts. 8:20 - The gay couple who lived nearby joked saying they should have made two snowmen. 8:22 - The trans man ... woman ... asked why I didn't just make a snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - Vegans at the end of the track complained about carrot nose, claiming that vegetables are food and not snowman decoration. 8:28 - I was called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The Muslim across the street demanded that the snow woman be covered. 8:40 - Police arrived saying that someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor again complained that the snow woman's broom needed to be removed because it represented w...

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