/Door creaks open
Good Eeeeeevening.
As we make our way to All Hallow's Night
We see a lot of scary sights!
And what better way to receive lots of fright
than to look at scary guys who fight in fights?!?
Great poems signal great times. And the great times are about to rain down from the ceiling here at Bleacher Report MMA. It's Halloween again, and that means it's time for our annual list of the creepiest fighters in the sport today.
This might sound weird, but there's a lot of creepy, scary stuff in MMA right now. All the hardened criminals you could ever want are just a candy corn's throw away. Athletes fight in cages. And pay-per-view buys have reached a terrifying plateau. Ahhh, let's go hide in this dark basement!
Herein we rank fighters—active competitors only—based on the general creepiness of their appearance and/or disposition in and/or around the cage area. That's more than enough fuel for a creepiness discussion. Also, there shall be no persons named War Machine permitted in these rankings or discussions thereof. That's right—incredulous commenter who didn't read the introduction.
And now, we make our way inward. Right this way...if you daaaaaare.
